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a really bad one night stand with a guy that just can't keep it up.
On a Sunday morning, Blanche asks, "Hey are you going to call that guy you went home with last night." Rose responds, "No it was just blood on the mattress."
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A holy ambrosia enjoyed by the fraternal gods. Made up of part Everclear, Hawaiian punch, Sprite, and a few drops of blood from a sheep, this concoction should prove detrimental to sobriety. Sheep's blood has often been found to aggressively impair one's judgement, as well as melt the garb of any female to drink it straight off of her body. Dunderhead's may refer to this brew as "Jungle Juice," but these imbecile's are gravely mistaken. Sheep's blood will fuck ya up.
RS Jr: Hey man, will you pass me a cup of that sheep's blood?
Brett: You mean the jungle juice?
RS Jr: Fuck you Brett, get the fuck out right fucking now!
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any substance that will bring you back to life even if you are an inch from death. ( the term death in this context is liberally used in reference to a hangover or other state of sickness or depravity). could be any thing from Loratabs and cocaine to Robitussin and liquor.
John: hey Bill your looking rough, and we have a long day, are you OK?
Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying
John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.
Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level
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Sometime around the late 70's, to late 80's a lot of small gangs in LA came together. They called themselves the crips and strated ttaking out other sall gnags, they were preactically ustopable until most of the remaining gangs formed into the Bloodz,(founded by Sylvester Scott and Vincent Owens) they chose eveything oppesite to the crips( founded by Raymond C. Washington and Tookie Williams). West Side= East Side blue=red...and so on. they are outnumbered by crips but more than make for it by being more violent.
a typical story of Bloods and Crips :my boys was driving down the street and saw a car full of krabs(crips)they falshed their sign and then shots got fired. they sped off, no one was hurt, but some of my freinds (bloodz) got arrested.(true story)
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Similar to Charlie Sheen's tiger blood, but different. For instance, instead of winning, you are DOMINATING. You are the lone wolf, always on the prowl. Nothing will stop you. You are INVINCIBLE. Nothing can bring you down, NOTHING. No bitches, no assholes, no corrupt systems meant to screw you over or even religious deities can stop you. You are wolfish in almost any way because of it. You can be very hairy in different ways, seem wolfish in behavior and mannerisms, and even howl at the moon because of it. Though you're not a werewolf, you are a badass monster that is not to be fucked with.
Charlie Sheen has tiger blood, I have motherfucking WOLF BLOOD!
I got wolf blood, bitch!
What makes me awesome? WOLF BLOOD!
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The act of having sex with a woman on her period, not taking a shower and then having sex with a different woman.
Dude, I was hitting my girlfriend even though she was on her rag when her husband busted in the door before I could nut so I went to my other ho's crib and gave her a blood transfusion.
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To take someones blood, specifically their red blood cells and inject it into your body. Increasing your own red blood cell count enabling you do be more active and go for longer. Blood doping is dangerous and illegal and shouldn't be done in athletics but happens anyway.
Blood doping on the streets is a real fun way of doing it. Get some poor victim, scare him, to get his adrenaline up, draw his blood, and insert it into your own body to get a natural high.
They wouldn't let me donate blood because I had been blood doping with so many different people. Aids for the win.
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