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Touching the clit vigorously while watching the teletubbies tickle eachother.
"Man Harrison, those teletubbie clit tickles last night were BANG-A-LANGIN!"
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when a prostitute sniffs a line of coke off your boner, and then deep throats your penis, and tickles her nostrils on your pubic hair.
damn, i cant believe that hoe gave you the, "sniff n tickle" because you haven't washed yo shit in days.
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The act of caressing/tickling someone´s face with your penis.
A more tender alternative to the infamous Lombardi slap (
The act of smacking one's penis across another's face).
"My asian boyfriend tried to Lombardi slap me yesterday, but it felt more like a Lombardi tickle"
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A useless phrase used in response to anything. Often said in the style the Doorman from the Wizard of Oz says "Well bust my buttons!" It is often used in response to something serious to throw the conversation completely off.
Guy 1: OMG I just found a pot of gold!
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!
Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?
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When one deems a phrase or event humorous, one would show appreciation for this using this phrase.
"Wow, what a great joke, it really tickles my pickles."
"Do you know what tickles my pickles? Awkward people."
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A person that is actually easy-going who poses as an emo to attract other emos. They are easy to identify because instead of listening to bands like Simple Plan they listen to music.
person 1: why is that guy in mascara listening to Van Halen?
person 2: he must be a tickle me emo.
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one might say a monster, one might say their god. either way the tickle me wiggly doll (selling at $49.95) is one all can love this black friday!
person 1: so youre not christan, youre not buddhist, then who do u worship?
person 2: oh well tickle me wiggly of course! and anyone who doesnt agree can fucking suck it or atleast before he comes to end your life and possibly start another world war.