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toy soldier shower

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship

Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.

by Tan tatter March 11, 2024


horn toy

A person who is often used as a sex doll. The person can and will have intercourse with the horn toy whenever they have the chance. Kind of like Mineta.

Person 1: Hi, wanna get some booze?
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.

by username goes here October 15, 2021


Cuck toy

The name for a person that is in a relationship with a cuck.

“I don’t think she knows she’s a cuck toy because she’s with him”

by Slitty October 26, 2018


Toad Toy Store

Toys for all ages 4-99. Mainly children, but adults could play with them if desired.

Do you want to go to the Toad Toy Store jimmy?

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021


Toy Pig

An eBay seller who keeps the good toys for themselves.

Retiredtoosoon won't sell me his Hugo, Man of a Thousand faces. What a toy pig!

by toypigbuster December 13, 2019


New toy

The shiny, fresh one that just came out the box with no dust on it.

He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.

by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021


toi

a person who is typing too fast and types toi instead of too

person 1-" I miss you toi"
person 2-"Toi?"
person 1-"Sry I meant too"
random person-"Youre such a toi"

by vimo April 8, 2017