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Literally the meaning of Dusty.
Dusty: I dont tan, i burn
Person 1: stfu you're literally such a pussy toilet smh
Girls usually found in pairs frequenting bar/clubs toilets with an aim to find gossip. Will find unlikely victims, possibly in a state of intoxication to spill their inner most secrets/problems/issues to the Detectives and will then become part of a memorable night out. Occasionally Toilet Detectives will be armed with CSI style tape for comedy purposes and generally find other police-like memorabilia such as truncheons and hats.
Toilet detective 1: Wow, that's a pretty skirt.
Victim: Thanks (proceeds to look sad) my boyfriend gave it to me
Toilet detective 2: oh that was nice of him
Victim: not really, he's CHEATING on me!!! (breaks down into tears)
Toilet detectives: why don't you tell us about it.....gossip ensues.
Those turds that aren't floaters or sinkers, they bob in-between.
Steve: Dude, check out what just invaded the crapper.
Bob: DAMN!!! That is one huge toilet submarine!
The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.
Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.
Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.
The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!
When one is sitting upon the porcelain throne smoking the homegrown.
Timmy akrwady in the midst of smoking a j when nature came a calling so he took his journey to the porcillin throne and toke several toilet tokes.
A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.
Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!