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a small suburb of dallas, often called up, which connected to highland park is known as the park cities. an exclusive neighborhood where the kids drive expensive cars, the girls are all gorgeous straighten their hair and strike that hair-to-the-side-elbow-out parkie pose, and the guys are all athletic and wear polos board shorts and flip flops many of them being laxbros with flo. however, the parents who are doctors and lawyers are all rich because they worked hard to be rich. all houses are well over a million dollars still up is awesomer than highland park. was ranked number 1 suburb of dallas in 2009 by d magazine; hp was number 7. university park is where everyone is christian, white, and southern and kids go to hp which is awesome or otherwise a rich snobby school like esd or hockaday. people even have rich-sounding weird names like shanley or brinkley. all the girls shop at snider plaza; cotton island, impeccable pig, spice, spicy II, then grab a cookie from jd's or a donut from mustangs. everyone is refered to as "parkies."
Boy 1: "bro, check out that hawt up girl."
Boy 2: "oh i kno man, i kno. parkie all the way. university park gurls are always better than highland park girls."
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A state funded university located in Central Alabama. It is well known for its beautiful campus, excellent academic standards, attractive coeds, and storied athletics program. This institution has garnered a great deal of esteem in both academics and athletics, so much so that vacuous simpletons that are wildly covetous of said achievements are compelled to go onto websites and use sophomoric insults to describe this excellent bastion of higher learning.
See also: Main cause of little brother syndrome.
At the University of Alabama, student athletes are actually required to not only attend classes, but also be able to pass them.
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The only university in America where the Hare Krishnas, wearing their robes and playing their instruments, greet attendees of all the home football games with their joyous chanting and dancing. Their well-wishers claim "you guys play well every year." Inebriated Gators fans mock or imitate them, especially at the evening games, but they continue undaunted. Occasionally a pair of fans of opposing teams, inspired to dance, swing each other around, to the amusement of all.
University of Florida is a special place.
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(a) A private university located in Hempstead, NY.It is located on Long Island and filled with DRAMA.
(b) It is very easy to get booty in Hofstra because girls are easy.
"I went to Hofstra and hooked up with a guy who lied about having a girlfriend. so much drama!"
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The best and ONLY university in Arizona in every aspect. Nothing can compete (especially ASU) in terms of education, parties, girls etc...
-Dude where are you going to college?
-I think Arizona State.
-Aw sucks to be you, I'm going to a real school.
-Oh yea? Which one?
-University of Arizona
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An public university located in Gainesville, Florida touted as one of the best universities of the south. However, the arrogant students of this university exagerate this status as the ivy league school of the south. Unfortunately, these students are delusional because their school will never be of the same academic caliber as Duke,Vanderbilt,
Emory, Georgia Tech,Tulane,Wake Forest,College of William and Mary, Johns Hopkins,University of Virginia UNC-Chapel Hill, etc.
UF: I'm proud that I go to UF; it's the ivy league school of the south.
Random Kid: I think you need a breath of fresh air; so please take your head out your ass.
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Founded in 1701, Yale University was designed to counteract Harvard and groom future US Presidents. As one of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning and a member of the ivy league, Yale is particularly noted for its strong undergraduate program, Yale College, the Yale Law School, and the Yale School of Drama. The size of the stick that must be shoved up your ass to attend is now 5 inches (well about the Ivy League median of 3 inches, but a half inch below the maximum). This stick has been growing at an ever-growing rate in recent years, as Yale has consistently recorded the highest endowment growth of any elite university and has seen a resurgence in its programs.
Yale University is the home of future retarded elitist douches. I mean US Presidents.
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