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whistling tea-kettle syndrome

the eternal punishing lot of the male!

extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.

if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??

i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)

i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!

she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

by michael foolsley May 11, 2011

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game

Doing a little predrinking before arriving to a larger social event.

it's cool, just wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game.

by The happy dancer June 12, 2010

34πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


butt whistling finger jaming dick sucking whore

One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.

Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner

Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore

by terrorofdeath September 24, 2009

18πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

by cameleopard42 May 27, 2010

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


whistle-whipped

When a referee is calling bad calls on a underdog team to keep the favorites in the lead. This happens in football when the refs will throw excessive flags and penalties (Oakland Raiders is an example) to keep the other team in the lead or in some cases help them comeback. This also occurs in basketball as well. Lets say the Lakers were losing to the Bucks, the refs will start whistle-whipping the Bucks to help the Lakers come back and win. This includes petty foul calls to get Kobe to the line and not limited to moving screens, carrying, traveling, calling a tech for disputing the refs call and so fourth. They will also whistle-whip a player to get them in foul trouble and out the game.

The refs whistle-whipped the Bulls to keep the Miami Heat in playoff contention.

The refs whistle-whipped the Raiders to get the Brady Bunch to the Super Bowl by calling the tuck rule.

The refs started whistle-whipping Kevin Durant to get Lebron James to the line and Kevin Durant in foul trouble.

The refs whilste-whipped Aaron Rodgers and the Packers by saying Golden Tate caught that ball without pass interference and scored a touchdown.

by paradox predator May 14, 2013


All tits and no whistles

When someone looks hot but has no brains.

Look at that girl she’s all tits and no whistles

by Madcow81 October 19, 2020