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Shrew's Gold

The large hidden belly or second stomach that is found protruding from a shrew's pants just below the belt. This expansive secondary belly is usually quite large and dough-like and when seated it looks like a large balloon is being kept in their pants. Commonly referred to as a "bunt" or a "fupa", the difference is that "Shrew's Gold" refers to the likeness however it belongs to a hideous witchlike female, also known as a shrew.

When Mrs. B was tightening her belt, Arthur told her to cinch it between her belly and her shrew's gold.
When Matilda began overeating, she stated that once her stomach became too large, the extra pounds started to form in her second belly which she referred to as her shrew's gold.

by max nova June 3, 2012


Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold

Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...

by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019


my gold

a person you love so soo much and don’t want to lose for any reason

george: nikita is my gold

by kokolikood April 18, 2021


Trumpismo Gold

The color of the piss that the Russian Hookers (Not Melania, silly!) Sprayed allover the hotel bed in Moscow, also splashing on Donald Trump.

Dude! We can never go back to Katie’s house! Your drunk bladder left her couch Trumpismo Gold, man!

by TwittahBanned4Life January 16, 2021


house of gold

the on-crack danny x drew fanfic on wattpad

p1: have you heard of House of Gold?

p2: oh yeah, that danny x drew fanfiction where drew gets pregnant

p1: wait what

by 1ndyteen July 28, 2023


Fried gold

To do something that is especially good, being hot enough to fry gold.

I believe this term comes from the people responsible for the british TV sitcom 'Spaced' and the romantic zombie comedy 'Shaun of the Dead'. As far as I'm aware the man responsible is the rotund comedy actor, Nick Frost.

1. after viewing an especially good performance of any kind: "That performance was fried gold"
2. after explaining a very cunning plan to someone: "Now how's that for a slice of fried gold?"

by Ben Foster April 7, 2005

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Gold Digger

A prostitute, only more intelegent!

P1: That girl is one clever Hooker!
P2: Thats very offensive! She is a gold digger!

by i DBo November 25, 2007

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