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A heat monkey is a African male who takes care of peoples fire and is hired like a indentured servant, heat monkeys are native to Africa but their is many meaning to heat monkey but this is one of the most common definitions
Rich white guy: Oh heat monkey can you please start me a fire I’m very cold
Heat monkey: yes sir
Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yer slower than molasses, monkey!
Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!
the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they
can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair
Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.
n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.