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A child that is stuck to an iPad.
The young girl’s parents were horrified to discover her grandmother was turning her into a sticky ipad kid.
Children who act like wannabe gangsters in Miami-Dade county
*Sees several kids with their pants sagging and throwing up gang signs at each other*
Me: I hate seeings these dadecounty kids acting like gangsters thinking they're the shit
take the kids out of something. someone. somewhere
also used if there has a nsfw moment
presenter: "REMOVE THE KIDS"
parent: "get out, unless you want to get grounded"
kid: ":("
A kape kid desires way fine 10s only.
You know my buddy just broke up with his date and wanted to be a kape kid for the night.
Eheheh, what!?
Hym "Why should it not go to a 10 year old leukemia kid? Eheheh! 1. Because it might die anyway and end up wasting the money you fucking stole from me and 2. Because if the A.I. assisted research ends up curing the 10 year old leukemia kids I WILL HAVE EFFECTIVELY DONE MORE FOR THAT KID AND EVERY OTHER KID THAN YOU EVER HAVE DONE, WILL DO, OR COULD HAVE EVER DONE NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT OF YOUR WORTHLESS MISERABLE YOU WASTED TRYING! AND YOU WOULD STILL CHOOSE THE FUCKING CRIPPLE OVER ME YOU HOLLOW FUCKING AUTOMATON!! I'VE SAVED YOU! I'VE SAVED YOU ALL!! BE SAVED!!!"
So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?
Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."
No. Fuck your kids.
Hym "No. I'm not going to leave the kids alone. Your kids are what you're doing to justify this and they will be the ones who pay the price if you aren't willing to."