When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.
I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey
Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.
Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.
When your taking a shit and there’s gas behind it and the shit is in the front and when you push it, it goes flying out like a bullet
My homie Jonathan just did the brown bullet a few hours ago
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1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT
Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"
A brown lounge is achieved by defecating on your partners face. Next you must mount their face saddling it, smooshing said expelled content over their face. Creating, a brown lounge.
I can’t wait to turn my partner into a brown lounge tonight
When some one is taking a shit and go extreme meaures to not touch the toilet in a public place. they put there feet on the wall so that they are completely hanging over the toilet at least by a foot and then the shit which sets of a blast of large proportions.
"Oh my gawd the back splash went straight up my anus!!!!"
"shouldnt have done that Brown A- Bomb'
a lewd performance involving butt stuff and cobbling
hey baby, wanna do the Brown town cobbler again tonight after the kids go to bed?