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Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

by randomguy382 January 17, 2022


That one friend

who does all the work.

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo

by Quaxelia May 2, 2023


That one friend

That one friend

That one friend: that one friend
Me: that one friend?
That one friend: that one friend?!

by Thatisonefriend January 28, 2022


I'm such a good friend

When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."

But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.

by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022


stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle

Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad

by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 14, 2010


National Gender Fluid Best Friend day

August 12th A day to appreciate your gender fluid best friend(s)!

Happy National Gender Fluid Best Friend day!

by starborn1 August 12, 2021


be a bitch to your friends day

it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.

bro it’s september 7th! that means it’s be a bitch to your friends day. ur fucking ugly man!

by hiyokocorez September 6, 2020