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Ima ask mitzy to fuck. Man im tryna get my dick wet.
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A command you give to cum guzzling whores before punishing and/or pleasuring said cum guzzling whore.
Yo Stan, saw you hit it off with that cum guzzling whore during the sharkula movie last night, you seal the deal playa?
Yessir, I told that cum guzzling whore to get on all fours like a dog! That's it! That's all she wrote!@
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When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.
person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here
person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk
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a synonym for masturbation
Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back
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A phrase used when you are having a conversation with someone (usually a friend), and the other person is being a complete dumbass and doesn't understand what you're talking about, even though its completely understandable... But then they finally get it.
John: Hey, where were you today?
Sam: I was home sick...
John: Oh where were you? I didn't know you were on vacation!
Sam: I'm at home. Sick. Dumbass.
John: Oh!! You're home.. and you're sick. Sucks man!
Sam: Go get 'em tiger...
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An idiom used when you try to demoralise a smart cookie from spreading cringely bullcrap
Guy1: Ur such an idiot, u can't even include iostream and restart your computer
Guy2: Get off your high horse, you can't even write a paragraph in HTML, smartass
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a phrase used by many people basicaly meaning say something and get your ass whipped. its usualy said by "gangster" people in areas with poverty.
I was looking at Tyrece in the hallway and he told me to run-up get done-up. im going to the guidance counsler!
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