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Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 12, 2016


Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.

Those lousy bag Smasher damaged my suitcase.

by Carl Morning November 9, 2018


Heat Bag

A woven bag like object used to keep heat within a turbine housing of a turbo.

“Hey man where did you get that heat bag?”
“Jeez man I melted my carbon hood, I need a good heat bag!”

by Barry MaCocckinner Sr. November 29, 2019


Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

One of the best songs of all time!

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

by V8sforlife July 31, 2023


i.t. bagging

A high-tech variation of the classic teabag. The act of surprising a viewer of a Web Cam by slowly lowering and raising your nuts into the top of the view of the camera.

When Nicky and Cole were Web chatting, Cole directed Nicky's attention to his new poster in his room and disappeared from view. As Nicky was checking out the poster, Cole snuck behind his laptop, stradled it without being seen, and began lowering and raising his nuts into the top of the camera view... I.T. Bagging Nicky.

by CDeez April 10, 2014


She Bag

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. She Bag is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a She Bag! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 4, 2018


Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.

OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.

by Chewy-girl February 6, 2019