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When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...
“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
best person ever. also know as the girl who sticks up middle finger. She makes good friend and LOVES IT. love you carly. By the way I ship marly
I have the best friend in the world
is she a carly finger Lala
yes how did you know
somebody who has to touch everything he/she sees
you're such a fingerer jennifer !
A person with Parkinson’s who shakes a lot especially good for clitorous stimulation
“I didn’t fancy strumming myself tonight so I called my personal fingerer”
Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.
Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?
Female version of "spank bank".
What a female uses from her memory to masterbate and bust one out.
That guy banged me out so good, he's def going in my finger bang bank
That dick is # 1 in my finger bang bank
The act of fingering yourself while saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm gonna papa finger myself with a beer tonight.