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When 2 lesbians are oiled up and one or both are having that "time of the month" and slide off each other during the act of 69
My lesbian coworker got hurt after an red tide slide last night
When it's 'Mad Red Brick' outside people are referring to a lot of building work in the vicinity. Red brick dust in the air will make things Mad Red Brick. You'll have to go out with a mask on or you'll be coughing Mad Red Brick.
Geez Dweeble - it's mad red brick out today - I could have built a house with my boogers.
When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.
“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”
The no-nonsense, strictly business construction crew foreman. Military style organization and structure is improving the safety, quality and productivity of 21st century commercial construction crews. Many crews communicate on-site through two- way radio, hence the “handles” from the Military operations of the Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan era conflicts. “Red Dog Leader” seems to be emerging as the foreman’s handle being held in the highest regard.
Response to directive given over a two way radio on a construction site: “Roger that, Instructions received and understood Red Dog Leader, Red Dog 1 out”
Running through red lights while driving
It was late at night and nobody was on the road so we were casually running reds.
A female running in a race while on her period
Wife: I'm signing-up for a half-marathon this Sunday.
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".
Red Head Skin really just means you have pale skin and your hair is red. Brown eyeliner usually looks good with red head skin.
Girl 1: "Brown eyeliner looks good."
Girl 2: "What do you mean, brown eyeliner is the worst."
Girl 1: "No, it goes well because I have red head skin."