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When you sit to take a shit, but your balls hit the water
I got cought cleaning my balls at the sink after a splash down
another way of saying "no way" or "yeah right"
girl 1:i just won $500
girl 2:shut your face down
girl1:no really,i did
girl 2:thats awesome
beat you up
jaysen: im finna walk you down
What the second and third child get for their feet because only the oldest gets new shoes.
Little Juliet was always walking with a slight limp, because her sister Emma’s foot me downs had lost a heel on the right side, forcing her to walk in a large circle to the right.
when three guys perferably male endorse in overly sexual threesome with each other over a long period of time, while on some A-class drugs like ecstasy/molly.
"oh look, john and his two friends couldn't get pussy, so their build up frustration got them to dicky dicked down"
It means you’re gorgeous. Sheesh
That girl Hanna got shit locked down
When a woman drops a tide pod into her panties, or directly inserts it into her vagina in an attempt to mask the smell because she unable to shower before sex or fellatio.
Britney, I am meeting Brad after track practice and im running behind. No time for a shower so im just going to tidy down in case its gets fun.