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Quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group The Casual Sax & the Saxual Revolution on the album The Blow Sven Theory. The Casual Sax consists of Sven Barth and Induce Are, and the song features Frontz Sinatra.
I talk a lot of things
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo
Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work
I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole
You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend
Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya
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A group of dark skinned brats who dress the same, act the same and are predictable to the point where you could pretty much plot their next move out in a game of chess. They can also be found smoking or drinking excessively. They have the emotional strength of a copper wire and would probably steal copper wires from home depot because they are shiny. They also like to brag about how they live in the hood and are willing to stab or shoot you with a wood chip they pick up off the ground. Not to mention their obsession with using the words "Who you think you talkin' to!?" They are a shame to the African community, they are selfish, rude and aggressive and the thing they will put on the bottom of their list is working or anything productive. The sad thing is they seem to be copying every bit of this from T.V. Is this what Martin Luther King got all those ass-whooppin's for !??!?!?
Chris Rock was right I love black people but I cannot stand Niggas! Or, the Montclair, NJ MHS Negative Black Community.
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the greatest song by underoath
a boy brushed red living in black and white is the best underoath song
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A word used to describe someone who is imitating or acting like someone that is fat, black, and is a female. Most commonly used when someone gets really excited all of a sudden spits out random ghetto words that don't mean anything. Also used to describe someone who likes to do booty dances at the club , and eats a lot of chicken.
A : Yo , Bonishia did you see my home girl Oprah pop lock and drop it in da club and throw her hands in the air like she just don't care , like shonishia in dat one Beyonce video? Man , that was my shizzle on my dizzle daug.
B : Dude, your acting like a fat black chick , and your pissing me off !
A: Well des ight , I don't have to chill which chew no mowz. And anysways Chirishia is giving me some new weave in an hour. PEACE ! FO REAL !
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When a Weapon Reload sound in a Video Game is Shared with most Weapons in the Game.
Marcus: "Damn the Reload sound in most guns in BO2 are the Same" this is an Example of Black Ops 2 Reload Sound Syndrome
black and yellow flying things with stingy stings is another word for a wasp or a bumble bee.
ahhhhhhhhh! black and yellow flying things with stingy stings are everywhere, stupid cunts
When committing a crime the individual partaking in it would prefer to be dressed in all black, witch makes sense at night seeing it is easier to blend in all black at night however being all blacked out in the daytime is suspicious and ironically draws more attention to person. To combat this a person who commits crimes should where neutral colours during the day, preferably grey to blend in and not seem dodgy however at sunset it would be in your best interest to wear all black. Therefore the phrase "greyed out in the day blacked out at night" came to be.
Person 1:I like being blacked out at all time fuck wearing other colours
Person 2:Bro, that will draw more attention to yourself. greyed out in the day blacked out at night. Not as bangers.
Person 1: Fair enough
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