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The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!
The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.
when all five fingers are inserted into the coochie open palm style
“dude did you hear ruby got five finger wondered at her besties house”
“damnn that’s crazyyy”
When you are waving your penis in your wife's face and she abruptly grabs it and tries to ram it up your ass.
If you don't stop waving that thing in my face I'm gunna finger bun it up your ass.
when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in
“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”
“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”
The fingers a girl uses to finger her pussy
My girlfriend told me “Using my 2 favourite fingers while thinking about you”
Swiping left so frequently on the Tinder app that you accidentally swipe left to someone you thought was attractive and instantly regret it.
Person 1: F*ck! Tinder finger!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: They were really hot but I kept swiping left so I swiped the hot person left too. Ugh, can I get them back?
Person 2: Nope...Tinder finger strikes again.
The act of habitually swiping one's index finger left on the Tinder app even if you meant to swipe right.
"Dammit! That guy was hot but my tinder finger betrayed me!"
"No! I swiped left! I hate this tinder finger!"