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When your dick makes a clicking noise
Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it
A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".
Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.
All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time
to be sippin' on Pina Colada while getting dicked down dallas
Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"
The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.
Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.
A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.
Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?
Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.
When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.
You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.