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urgent-weather friend

When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.

Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!

by jeauseph July 21, 2024


Bernice’s Best friend

Adjective
1. Someone who is obese

Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
Lol

by OmegaEagle March 31, 2023


National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day

April 4th is national give your girl bestie a hoodie day. show your bestie you appreciate her. give her a hoodie.

Girl Bestie: “Hey it’s National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day”
Boy Bestie: “So?”
Girl Bestie: “Can I wear your hoodie please?”
Boy Bestie: “ig”

by thatgurlkayyyy April 3, 2022


Harry Friend

An absolute freak in the sheets, and player on the streets. His superpowers include; being broke, ripping cones on a Wednesday arvo, being able to skull vodka straight (some say it was half a bottle).

His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.

At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.

Who's that sickcunt over there? Oh wait that's Harry Friend!

by idefineyourmother March 11, 2019


National Fight A Friend day

A day where you can go 30 seconds or more with you’re friends without getting in trouble for it.

Hey lets go fight or play fight. Its National fight a friend day!

by ihearttaylorr December 1, 2022


Give your best friend a hug day

The day you give your best friend/friends a hug.

“Soooo…. Whyd you hug me?” “My bad bro it’s October 28th/give your best friend a hug day

by Yourdadsadilf October 28, 2021


Yoyo friend

a friend who, despite being fun sometimes, almost always leads you down the wrong path.

"You hang out with nice people, you get nice friends. You hang out with yoyo people, you get yoyo friends." - Rocky Balboa (1976)

by 80s Wrestling Fan September 13, 2022