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When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off
I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF
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On September 3 and 4th it is national jerk off with the bros day. Grab the dick of your best bro and have him grab yours and then go to town. There can be just one bro or 50 bros there is never enough.
Bro 1: Hey bro you know it’s national jerk off with the bros day?
Bro 2: Oh really? Take off your clothes and let’s get started.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!
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The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.
"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."
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To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting to check the lid is on properly on a blender leading to the walls getting coated in whatever it contained.
Guy 1: Dude! You didn't revise?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I'm totally leaving the lid off the blender.
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Basically when you're doing something and someone is being nosy on what you're doing....you are annoyed them so you tell em straight "hop off my shit"
Person one: *takes the remote and starts hitting it on her head
Person two: "what the heck are you doin?!?!!"
Person one: "none of your bees wax!!! hop off my shit!!! Don't worry about me!!!"
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April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day
Hey bro today's national fuck off day
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