i wanna be the one you think about at night

a referance from the song "flamin hot cheetos" by clairo.

"i wanna be the one you think about at night, And I wanna be the one that you would put up a fight for
You know that I adore
That even when you're bored
I'd buy you anything and everything I can't afford"

that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle

a person who loves spying on people, usually in the gym. this person also loves eating pickles because pickles "sounds funny" and is salty just like when that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle plays video game like overwatch, he always blames the healer for not healing him and always screams when he dies

why is that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle spying on me

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paint me like one of your french girls

Instead of a man finishing in his partner,he finished on them

Guy:what should I do when I'm done

Girl:paint me like one of your french girls

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If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

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Buy anotha one you rich motha fucka

What rick James says to Charlie Murphy after he says fuck yo couch nigga

Rick James: Buy anotha one you rich motha fucka!

Charlie Murphy: Fuck you nigga!

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Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

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one and only d o double g

Snoop "Dogg"

D-O-double G

Spells "Dogg" as in Snoop Dogg

Da da da da daaaI
t's the one and only

It's tha mothafuckin' D O double G

you can also say "one and only d o double g" instead of "mothafuckin' d o double g"

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