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Someone: can you search for it in urban dictionary?
Me: bro that ain't a good place for serious business

My brain: nooo I wanna go to urban dictionary! :(

by OneOfTheUrbanDictionary@lasso. January 8, 2021


Urban Dictionary

1.A site where a simple word like (panda) word can mean literally anything from baby diapers to heroine
2.A meme page that keep asking you to buy a mug for your mama Jovana even if your mum name is Samantha (or is it?)

Never trust Urban Dictionary
"hip hop is a mammal, i looked it up in Urban Dictionary"

A:yo mama is fat ayoo
B:well yo mam is Urban Dictionary ayoooooo
C:ouch that burn!

by EXAY-JB September 28, 2020


Urban dictionary

The only dictionary in the world that has honest as fuck definitions.

"Urban dictionary said that billy was a name used in place of someone else when talking about them in public. It was right. Btw Billy has a small dick.

by blanquita7777 December 25, 2018


Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary

WhAt'S TheEiS?Inception, that's what!

He whispers, "Urban Dictionary" over and over again, until seduction has been reached.

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯well fuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯ December 3, 2019


Urban dictionary

A dictionary for people searching for false or idiotic definitions.

Me: Where do I find the definition for sex
You: The urban dictionary duh

by Hftihgyuug uggy November 2, 2021


Urban dictionary

A site that used to be about free speech, but is now run by fascist, censoring, pussies.

Yes, I'm talking about you, whoever you are reading this and about to reject this submission. Fuck you, you weak liberal shitstain. To think out of all that sperm your bitch ass won the race. What a loss!

Urban Dictionary used to be a great site until it was hijacked by a bunch of commie cunts

by elstrongo December 22, 2020


Urban Dictionary

A place where lifeless people hang around and make about 99.99% of all content sexual.

Guy 1: Hey where did all the dead people go? the graveyard's empty.

Guy 2: Oh, all the lifeless people are at Urban Dictionary.

by The guy with no name March 29, 2014