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Useless beings
waste of your life
a pretty good sitcom
i don't need friends they disappoint me
shut the fuck up i'm watching friends
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
This situation will never happen:
Person 1: "Have you seen friends?"
Person 2: "No"
Of course you don't know what a friend is, why would you?
HEY! You got no friends lmao
Things that u and I won’t ever have
Me: I want to make new friends this year
Parent: you’ll be lonely forever
Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back
Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!
10 months later
You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP