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The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.
My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!
"The Smol Penis" a small focking thang so small that it's fucking smaller than dust like you can't even see it fucking idiots.
"The Smol Penis" Do we really need a definition
the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped
Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy
your penis goes from small to big
Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.
When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.
Hey son, its time for your birthday penie grab.
Some kind of dragon with alot of penises on it.
Mom its a penis drake oer there!
Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.
Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!