Beating the shit outta somebody.
See pwnd
Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!
John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!
Chris browned is a filler word such as sort-of, it means to get beat-up, get jacked, messed-up, tricked, played, owned, dissed.
"did you see her after she got dissed?"
"yah bro, she got chris browned!"
To absolutely beat the living shit out of your girlfriend
News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."
Full moon in November, coinciding with brown leaves fell from the trees and grass starting to brown
Kevin: Look, there's a brown moon through the window!
Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.
Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.
Phil: Really?
Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?
A Brown Meteor is when you poop in a sock, then swing it around really fast, leaving a stench circle. To make it a Brown Comet, you need to let go and let it fly into a wall or person.
James: Brown Meteor, locked and loaded.
Lucas: Swing her around champ.
when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks
Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.
Is when you make a girl cum While ur smashing her In her kitty and shitting on ur dick at the same time
Bro that hoe was nasty she gave me a brown cream pie