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Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.
Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.
A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything
Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$
Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew
Jack is someone that no one gets. He’s beautiful but quiet with the largest personality ever. Jack is so easy to love. That’s why I can’t stop loving him, and I’ll love him in every universe. Jack is beautiful, kind, and everything you could ever want. Everyone needs a Jack. You’re missing out if you don’t have one yet.
I love Jack Cornell , he makes me the happiest person.
When your name is Dave bailey and you love Mexican food so much your dick stats smelling like it
Daby jack that’s so bad
Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.
"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".
To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.