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SIGN MONKEY

A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A

PREHENSILE TAIL ???

THAT GUY WORKING ON THAT SIGN IS SWINGING AROUND UP THERE JUST LIKE A " SIGN MONKEY " !!!

by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020


chucking the monkey

Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.

Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.

by WhatEvenIsLifeWhyDoesItExist May 13, 2017


monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father

Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?

by Sexydimma November 28, 2013


dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.

I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.

by MuddyBottoms May 9, 2022


Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing

Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that

by Poopball January 12, 2025


Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing

Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that

by Poopball January 12, 2025


Porch Monkey

A Racial Slur to a black man because of their Ancestors

You Black Porch Monkey

by TheRacialMan December 13, 2017