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The same drinking game as Kings Cup but instead of mixing alcohol, every one will jerk off into the centre cup and last person to pull a King will drink it.
Let’s play Kings Cum;
“You pulled a King, Jerk off into the cup”
“I this is my second time, I’m going to need a hand.”
“I’m going to guzzzel that creamy cumshot of a Kings cup”
When you can no longer remove your pussy piercings because they are cum-welded shut
I can’t get my clit piercing out, it must be cum welded shut.
Alternative word for living being that reproduces heterosexually
Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to cum construct over here.
Alternative word for organisms that reproduce heterosexually
Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to this cum construct
A slut who takes semen in the mouth, ass and vagina.
Abby is the ultimate cum dumpster.
Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.
you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna
jeff: What the actual fuck
spicy cum is when you cum all over and it lands in so hot sauce or some sort of sauce that make you mouth hot.spicy cum is every tasty and you should try to put it on a burger or some other type of food.
have you ever tried spicy cum its really hot.