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The incorrect use of the metaphor “Make like a tree and leave”
Biff: Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?
Old Biff: *slaps Biff* It’s “Leave” you idiot. “Make like a tree and leave”. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
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A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.
Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
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A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!
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The best way to discribe your hatred to anyone invading your life.
Or just ya know... Easter
Jane: steps too close
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property
Jane: goes to take my donuts
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property
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Used when one receives major amounts of ass.
man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
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Incorrect (or deliberately incorrect) variant of make like a tree and leave.
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
(puzzled reaction)
You, know, LEAVE?
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What would you like for your birthday?
You don't have to get me anything.
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