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To perform a handstand while wearing a Speedo. A wise-ass take-off of the Jaryn, the One-night Stand was originally performed on hot coals. It soon evolved to what it is now: a Speedo-licious handstand on a bed of Petrol. Works best at night.
Ralph hired a guy to do a One-Night Stand at his birthday party, but it sucked so badly that I nonchalantly discarded my lit cigarette at his slimy hands; boy, did that motherfucker smell like bacon
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This involves 2 girls and several men. The first girl will stand on her head and insert a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce in her anus, the other girl will be on her knees next to her. The men will line up and dip their penis's into the girls anus and then move to the next girl and have her lick the sauce from his penis and testicles.
"Was that great last night when we had the Venezuela Taco stand Jules or what?"
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A project or idea that is voiced or dreamed about, but never pursued with any real effort. Moreover, the person who announces the idea usually has no intention of following through on th idea from the start.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.
Girl: I'd like to make a series of you-tube videos acting out stories with Gundam action figures.
Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.
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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!
Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.
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Sexy high-heeled shoes that are virtually impossible to walk in, but you buy them anyway because they are for
activities that don't require walking.
L: "I'd break my neck walking in those"
D: "So don't walk in them. Buy them for standing still shoes. Your boyfriend will like em!"
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1. The most common way to get AIDS/HIV. This is generally referred to as a booty call and involves Pitbull the rapper.
2. Shooting a ton of stupid no brain idiots in one night (generally used as zombies)
"I @#$@ Beyonce last night"
"Isn't that a one night stand?"
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A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits an obstacle. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.
I did a Standing 69 Cartwheel with Kalee and she ended up biting my cock off when we ran into a wall. In return, I bit her clitoris off.
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Where a man sticks both of his feet in a woman's vagina.
I heard Sarah has had a standing ova-tion five times!
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