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A Fap Check is an event initiated by a random roommate to catch their fellow roommates in the act of fapping. An alarm is sounded that signals the start of the Fap Check.
ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A FAP CHECK! HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS AND STEP AWAY FROM ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES! THIS IS A FAP CHECK!
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No Fap June means that you can't fap in the month of June
yo you ready for no fap june?
nah man I ain't
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The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.
I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.
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When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.
The best lube to improve your mood!
I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.
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Fetty wap when he faps he shoot a big wetty fap
Ayo did you commit a Wetty Fap , Fetty Wap?
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Where one starts masturbating before sex and is about to ejaculate. The man proceeds to impregnate the woman by finishing inside of her.
Dude, me and my girlfriend were about to do it, I wasn't in the mood so I just did the ole fap and tap, she's in for a surprise!
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Using a iPad to masterbate
Bro I don’t use my cell phone to fap I use my fap pad
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