personality flaw

A term used to recognize ones 'miss of perfection' when it comes to inner decision making and emotion.

"I seem to have a major personality flaw because I am an idiot"

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persons case

Canadian constitutional case that decided that women were eligible to sit in the Canadian Senate. Also known to be talked upon your feminist history teacher, on every quiz, test, and assignment. And it bores the shit out of you.

Carl: Who gives a shit about the "Persons Case" its so old
Ms Smith: Principles office, now!

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Default Personality

If you are from Bootle you have a default personality

You can not think for yourself, you can only be given instructions

Liam Price has a Default Personality

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Celebration Person

A Person who becomes overly enthusiastic about celebratory events: Birthdays, Christmas, Easter, New Year’s Eve, St Patricks Day, Halloween, Valentine’s Day, Pancake Day, Pirate Day, Australia Day.

Common behaviour characteristics include putting up decorations, spending excessive amounts of money on presents, wearing birthday sashes or badges, cooking special celebration food, setting up the Christmas tree on the 1st of December, wearing associated coloured clothes, singing Christmas carols. Even if this behaviour isolates them from the group they continue to try and persuade others to conform to their happy ways.

In extreme cases the 'Celebration Person' may develop 'celebration princess syndrome' (CPS), they will become extremely upset if variables of the celebration are not perfect. If an individual you know has CPS always ensure that you comply with their ridiculous demands. And beware because 84% will transform into a bridezilla.

Person 1: "Why is Emily making St Patrick's Day cupcakes?"

Person 2: "She is a celebration person."

Person 1: " Oh Sh*t we better make sure we get her a cake for her birthday, she might have CPS!"

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party person

a person who doesn’t mind getting a little fucked up once in a while! Eh fuck that, a person who doesn’t mind getting a lotta fucked up all the time!!!!

“if their a party person, I prolly fuck wit them”

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Nice Personality

When one of the boys wants to smash a girl but has to inform them discreetly

Bro 1: “Hey look it’s her”
Her: “Hi”

Her: remains in the same vicinity
Bro 2: looks at bro 1
Bro 2: “she got a nice personality”

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Basketball person

Black man who eats KFC, uses food stamps, and drives a hellcat with a lease for 640 months and obviously plays basketball

I’m better than a basketball person

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