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The outcome of buying this product. Compare to the lemonade Jim Jones served his followers; kiss of death; ultimate buyers remorse. All one has to do is check online for the limitless blogs, forums, and postings from unhappy customers.
OMG! I'm experiencing "Kitchen Aide" syndrome.....I just bought this appliance and it's already died!
I just got off the phone with customer service......and now I feel like dying...I've never felt so totally punked and tea bagged ever! I hate those choads in customer service!
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Fuck aids my guy, I ain't got aids but y'all ever thought about smashing sum bitch then turns out she fucked sum one else? Like damn dude if you smash not only are your getting sloppy seconds but you also might be copping her aids.
Every thot: hey daddy
You: hey lemme fuck your face
Every thot every: bet
You: bet
Your guy: she fucked Drake
You: FUCK AIDS!!!!
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A horrible form of the common cold which slowly rips your souls out of you body and crushes any plans you had to get lit on the weekends. Symptoms include diarrhea, cough, sore throat and almost anything in between. Originally formed in the Parkview apartments at Florida International University.
Dude 1: Yo let’s hit the club this weekend.
Dude 2: Nah man I caught parkview aids and I’m slowly deteriorating into absolute shit.
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Someone who helps out the Marching Band in every way possible and are not appreciated enough for their hard work.
Person1: Hey, who are they?
Person2: oh! They’re Band-Aids, they help out with a lot!
Person1: you’re lucky to have them huh?
Person2: you have no idea!
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Something you call your gay friend Ethan
Ethan is fucking ass aids
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Last night I was watching porn hub and some Ads AIDS pop up about making my penis 6in bigger I had to shut down that window and open another page
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To temporarily fix something by useing Duct tape or some other method.
If you don't have time to fix the radiator on your car band-aid it.
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