Austin's sperm

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

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Mellisa Austin

She's the perfect person to have. She's loving, caring, and beautiful. And most importantly is that she's mine and you cant have her

Mellisa Austin is like What you cant have

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Austin Yawn

A dumb piece of shit. He has shmeat and can not control his mouth. He has so bad sense of love and is basically zombie brain dead.

Hey your a Austin Yawn

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Austin's Law

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.

"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"

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Austin Manning

Adj.
Lame, un-cool, dumb, ridiculous, etc.

"Dude, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, such an Austin Manning."
"Right? SO LAME!"

"Ugh, this nerd keeps following me around."
"Ew, he sounds like such an Austin Manning person."

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Austin, MN

Spam Town, USA

Come and visit our very exciting, extraordinary, and educating museum dedicated to strictly SPAM here in Austin, MN!!!

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Austin and Ally

A show made by a bunch of stay at home moms. The show is about a shy girl and a nerdy virgin who helps her right songs that sound have never been created. The series also features a schizophrenic gay kid and a fat steriotype latino who cant hold down a job.

"Yo, did you see that episode of Austin and Ally last night?"

"No."

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