when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.
"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"
"is it good?"
"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.
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She's the perfect person to have. She's loving, caring, and beautiful. And most importantly is that she's mine and you cant have her
Mellisa Austin is like What you cant have
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A dumb piece of shit. He has shmeat and can not control his mouth. He has so bad sense of love and is basically zombie brain dead.
Hey your a Austin Yawn
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The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.
"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"
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Adj.
Lame, un-cool, dumb, ridiculous, etc.
"Dude, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, such an Austin Manning."
"Right? SO LAME!"
"Ugh, this nerd keeps following me around."
"Ew, he sounds like such an Austin Manning person."
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Come and visit our very exciting, extraordinary, and educating museum dedicated to strictly SPAM here in Austin, MN!!!
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A show made by a bunch of stay at home moms. The show is about a shy girl and a nerdy virgin who helps her right songs that sound have never been created. The series also features a schizophrenic gay kid and a fat steriotype latino who cant hold down a job.
"Yo, did you see that episode of Austin and Ally last night?"
"No."
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