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When you and a boy are hooking up, but it's a complete secret and he sometimes acts like you're not.
"how long have you and him been hooking up?"
"like... a month"
"oh are you guys together?"
"no he's just my fake boyfriend"
...
"why does he treat you like that if you guys are hooking up?"
"because he's my fake boyfriend"
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A typical ‘vsco boyfriend’ is a guy with messy hair, most of the time brown (natural). He wears large hoodies that he gives to his girlfriend, in exchange of a scrunchie. He usually has freckles and a cute smile. He sends cute snapchats, messages and calls in the middle of the night to say he loves you. Typical phrase is “felt cute, might delete”
Kristy: “Omg my boyfriend called me at 3am to say that he loved me”
Ellie: “he’s such a vsco boyfriend, keep him!”
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The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.
Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!
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When your boyfriend is a loser and doesn't have a job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give him
Haley- "What are you doing with those hundos"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"
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A guy you meet at a concert or music festival that you dance (or whatever) with for one song or even the whole time you're there. Usually you pick a guy you've never seen and will probably never see again. Sometimes relationships or friendships can form. Sometimes this is more like a one night (concert) stand situation.
(At a concert)
Girl 1: Anyone see any potential concert boyfriends?
Girl 2: Right over there, I've never seen them around here lets go see if they want to be our boyfriends for tonight.
Girl 1: I like the brunette, maybe I'll even give him my number.
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someone that has never been your boyfriend/girlfriend but you know deep down they would be perfect for you so you resort to being good friends. Sometimes living in different states influence a pseudo sitch.
"Monica don't forget I'm your pseudo boyfriend"
Monica: "I know you are ;)"
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a boyfriend for just the summer, a non serious relationship for some fun
summer fun boyfriend summer boyfriend
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