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ur bikes a dyke

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE

Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*

by Its time to dudududududududuel March 26, 2018


Vauxhall bike lock

When a person lies down amd another person does a shit across their neck. Aka The Cincinnati Bow Tie.

‘Brian fell asleep at the party and woke up with a Vauxhall bike lock!’

Ha ha - unlucky man!’

by SketKween November 18, 2021


Bike fit

A bike fit is a cycling outfit that consists of a pair of bib shorts, or a jersey, or both.

I have to wear a bike fit so people quit asking me if something is wrong with my car.

by swiftyswifty January 16, 2021


E-Bike Kids

Those 13-16 year old white kids who buy 2000 dollar E-Bikes to form a “gang” despite living in a gated community, they mostly roam lose Angeles, but also are beginning to infect other cities.

“Those fucking E-Bike Kids keep launching fireworks all night

by Dumbpolish May 27, 2024


Bike-kakki

When you slather your bike/motorbike in foam or soap, giving it the appearance of a Bukkake

I’ve just given my bike a Bike-kakki. She looks so grateful

by October 25, 2020


fun bike

A bike with lots of lights

Fun bikes can be found in Detroit Michigan

by Hot.ta.mollae January 26, 2023


Frankenstein bike

A bike made from hella different kind of components. You can see a Giant frame, with a set of god knows what kind of shifter and derailleur, maybe the front has a hydraulic brake or maybe it has a mechanical brake. What ever parts were used were probably taken from another beat up bike.

When all is said and done you have a frankenstein bike.

Dang check out that whip, what kinda bike is that?

No, idea it’s considered a Frankenstein bike. Made up of so many different components/brands. All I know is that it rides sick, brahhhh.

by Matej91 October 22, 2020