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puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!

by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014


mope boat

A person or people who complain or are generally negative in nature. A negative nancy of sorts.

Hey girl, quit being such a mope boat and get off your ass.

by moosemaster23 September 27, 2013


mental boat

When you're high. You may often sing rap songs.

"I'm on a boat!"

"This mental boat is fucking awesome!"

by boats boats boats September 17, 2009


bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.

"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."

by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 18, 2018


Front Of The Boat

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.

"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.

by SimonSaysDoThis July 21, 2013


Dragon Boat

A place where two males can openly engage in oral sex. Usually one of the males consumes extremely spicy wings, and proceeds to blow hot air (fire) on the partner’s dick.

Hey man, wanna head to Dragon Boat later?”

“Sure, I’ll grab the wings!”

by Dicktionary2222 February 5, 2019


boat lice

Women loitering around a dock, hoping to get on a boat. Likely scantily clad, possibly drunk, accessorized with wine bottles, have already taken off their stilettos, will say anything, and unlikely to buy their own drinks. Still - remember: No means No. #MeToo

Watch out for boat lice when you dock at the pier for happy hour.

by Hammervision August 4, 2018