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Schween

A penis, esp. an erect one

Dude, I showed Tamara my schween last night and she pointed and laughed at it!

by QuiteRadical February 4, 2015

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Schween

a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril

His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween

by felonius November 16, 2006

114๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schween

A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.

Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween

by josh November 17, 2003

35๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schween

An extremely long, skinny penis.

Cot damn, look at that dude's schween!

by Jimmy Chang December 17, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schween

the part of the penis that, when stimulated, causes one to burst into uncontrollable laughter.

John's nipples make my schween hard.

by Special Kay May 13, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schween

someone who handles a small package

His chick will be nothing short of a schween to him as long as they're together.

by Miller Time May 7, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


schween

n. a dork, an idiot

Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!

by Ryan Elle May 9, 2010

54๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž