To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.
After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.
Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.
Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.
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Where you get an erection while wearing pants.
"Your mom is hot, so she gave me a zipper burn."
A northern Michigan (UP) term for doing a u-turn in a vehicle. This term has a long history of being confused or misheard as "burn a pussy", insinuating violence to female genitalia or cats, but in no way is meant to be used in those contexts.
Hey dawg, burn a pissy real quick, I forgot my wallet.
The act of racing someone down a freeway/motorway and subsequently kicking their ass.
I totally burned off this Audi RS6 in my R8 the other day
I got burned off in my Golf R32 by a dude in a Lambo
Calan has a massive ding dong
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When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.
"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."