The nick name often given to somebody named Christopher or Chris. He likes to annoy people but cannot cope being picked on himself. Gets grumpy when you touch his computer. Wears his pants pulled up under his armpits and winter clothes in summer. Extremely bad sport and sore loser. ie flips the board in the middle of monopoly or throws x-box controllers when losing any game. Likes to think he is right all the time, finds it hard to cope when he is wrong. Is okay to do Grandad duties as long as he does not have to deal with poo, wee, vomit, dribble, food....or mess in general. Enjoys afternoon naps, teasing small children and and being angry.
Person 1: Who's flipping their shit?
Person 2: Oh that's just Christ-O-Phart again, i think he lost
A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event
"Dude, look! A ghost!"
"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"
dumb bitch next to me
fuck off alex christe
1) An insult, an act of expressing ur anger without directly using profanity.
2) Also meaning Jesus Christ
"Spiesus Christ man, what the hell's wrong with you?"
"Oh my God! It's fucking Spiesus Christ!!!
Used by white people to replace the n-word in that over captioned meme with a barely visible subway sandwich
“mfs be like ‘i hate subway’ my Brother in christ you made the sandwich”
Jacking off on a religious monument
The man was so in love with Jesus he started Christ-ejecking on his statue
An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ
Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter
*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*
That is how mafia works.