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Canadians are nice, polite, non-violent people, so don't believe all this crap about moose antlers, maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, or mounties. In fact, nothing depraved ever happens in Canada. Up here north of the 49th, the term Canada's History simply refers to any friendly act of Sex in the Snow, wearing clap skates. And if Stephen Colbert doesn't know that, he should have his ombudsmanship revoked.
I have a degree in Canada's History, but they wouldn't let me in the Olympics anyway.
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An effective diversion for those who are caught in the act of Colbert Reporting.
Colbert Reporting involves bears, a speed skate, glen beck, pages from Sarah Palins autobiography, and yelling out " Apollo Anton OH NO"
When caught performing this audacious act, Colbert Reporters often divert attention by accusing others of performing Canada's history ( a true urban legend).
" What are you and Glen Beck doing in the back of Scott Brown's Truck?" ..... " Officer if you look two vehicles down you'll realize they're performing Canada's History" ......
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To spend an entire night trying to do all of the sex acts described on urbandictionary.com
Including:
Angry Dragon
Alaskan Tailpipe
The Electric Chair
Cosby Sweater
Brown Necktie
The Carpet Cleaner
Chocolate Pizza
Dog In A Bathtub
rusty trombone
blimpie
Donkey Punches
Jelly Donut
The Flying Camel
Aunt Jemima's Gumbo
rose budding
Alabama Hot Pocket
and anything/everything else
"Last night me and this chick decided to get drunk and do Canada's History. And then after, we found out there's gonna be a magazine named that soon, CRAZY!"
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Australian Slang for a depraved sexual act: A willing victim of gay gang-bang done outdoors wholly consisting of "Polar Bears". (ie the Polar Bear= an older hairy gay guy) Maple syrup, antlers, hockey sticks and baby fur seal's pelts are believed to be involved.
Sober, Dwayne remembered the Canada's History and smiled.
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The act of pouring a jar of maple syrup on moose antlers, while four separate people sodomize themselves on the antlers. They then wait for the syrup to harden forming honey butt-plugs. These butt-plugs are then melted down in the Stanley Cup and used as a stinky lube for a hermaphrodite couple to have double gay sex with.
Mike: Did you guys try Canada's History last night?
Tom:No, we couldn't get the Stanley Cup in time.
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Formerly titled The Beaver, Canada's History Magazine from Hudson's Bay Company. The Company established the magazine in 1920 as a staff newsletter and today it is Canada's leading popular history publication. The publication of The Beaver is the principal activity of the Society in its pursuit of promoting greater interest in Canadian history.
Can you believe what Stephen Colbert did to Canada's History using the Colbert Report and Urban Dictionary?
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When one day the Queens of England pooped a salty pickle and drop kicked its ass across the Atlantic Ocean where the Native Americans pushed it outta there crib and it slowly morphed into what today is Canada. Also the new name for a dirty dirty magazine that was once called The Beaver.
Ooh man we learned about Canada's History in class today, that shits wack !!!
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