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When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet
I've never heard of it but that Chinese Blowjob I got the other night sure was amazing!
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When a little chinese man (best done when their under 5 ft) lures a random black guy down to the subway at 3 am then says he has something to tell the black guy. So the black guy will bend over to hear but the china man blowsw his load in the black guys ear and sticks him to the seat using sticky sweet and sour sauce. Then lectures him on maths, accounting and how to use a scientific calculator. Then pulls out a pipe starts smoking it and dancing like an irish man.
Bruce Lee will give Charlie and Billy a Chinese Wisper.
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he's just the most chinese guy there is
chinese guy is sitting right beside me
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When you visit Vancouver and try to use the SkyTrain, but you’re in Metrotown and it’s feeding season for the rich Chinese, and you end up behind a large gaggle of slow moving, constantly jabbering, very well dressed 20 year olds who can’t speak English.
I left early for work but I was still late because so got stuck in a Chinese Dick.
I really wanted to get Cinnabon and a new headset but there was a huge Chinese Dick in the way so I just got A&W and walked home.
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When an ucircumcised guy pulls his forskin over the head of the penis of a circumcised to induce pleasure.
I gave chinese handcuffs to this trick I brought home last night and he loved it. He said he'd never been with an uncircumcised guy before.
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some guy that you pick up but can't get rid of, who after 2 weeks of dating, is ready to get married and pop out 4 kids. be expected to do everything around the house AND work to bring in extra income towards another house.
see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification
"I see them girls wit their chinese boyfriends. Un-uh. That shit ain't for me. I need substance to a
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."
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Your underprivileged, third-world doppelgänger.
I saw an armless, cracked-out man that looked like me in a gutter and couldn't help but wonder if he was my Chinese twin.
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