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Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.
"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."
Succinctly licking chocolate off your lover's body.
Hey, challbaby I'm ready for chocolate delight. Mmm
To roll back ones foreskin, rub shit around the hilt of your bellend, roll the foreskin back and ask your other half for a blowjob.
"I'm going to give my girl a chocolate roll"
Choccy milk, but with more milk than chocolate. It has an off white to light brown color and you can't taste the syrup or the mix. Also Disappointment in liquid form.
Idiot: Here's your drink!
Person with standards: I asked for chocolate milk, not milk with chocolate. I can't drink this. I send it back.
That time of the month when girls feel crappy and can't keep their hands of the chocolate.
Are you alright?
Yeah, it's just chocolate season.
When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.
Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.
(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a brown substance aka ass chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don't tell them until after they tasted your warm ass chocolate. bon apetite
jeremy: dude want some s'mores?
philo: sure dude
jeremy : its very delicious
philo: ok like take you man
jeremy: how was it?
philo: dude that was a good s'more
jeremy: it ws made of ass chocolate
philo : *dies* >.<
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