Delivering the fax to Cleveland means to go poop.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Delivering the fax to Cleveland, it’s gonna take a while.
1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.
2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!
2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
The act of putting your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting A person with them
I did the Cleveland wrecking ball with my wife last night
When you saran wrap your SO's whole body and specifically have diarrhea to spare. Then you fill a tub with it and dip your SO in to roll around and fully coat themselves.
I'm about to give you a Cleveland Chilidog girl. Enjoy.
The cleveland buglehorn is a sexual act consisting of giving oral to your partner whilst pressing their nipples downward like buttons on a horn.
"Dude, my girlfriend gave me a cleveland buglehorn last night."
During the act of having sideways sexual intercourse, the partner being plunged into proceeds to shit all over the other partners genitals.
Hey man, i tried the cleveland wheelchair the other day with your ex, and i have to say i was absolutely wicked.
Much like a Cleveland Steamer, only instead of shitting on the tits, the man shits on the woman's face as she is sleeping, and she wakes up to a mouthful of shit and flies.
Cleveland Streamers are so much awesomer than the Steamers.