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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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the art of crapcondom creation.
I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!
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Condums that can be used lots times wii remote covors work well as long as da trap door be closed.
I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.
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where a girl or guy guzzles down the leftover sperm
After I exploded in the Condom, she took the condom and drank some condom juice
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The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.
"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."
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a ugly light brown jacket that resembles a comdom once on a boy
Bob:hey jason riach's wearing that ugly shit brown condom jacket again.
Sally: OMG again, thats the fifth day in a row!What a dumb shit.
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An annoying little shit that won't stop screaming and fussing in a public area
"I hope Karen doesn't bring her broken condoms again."
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