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A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies
Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap
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A Fap Check is an event initiated by a random roommate to catch their fellow roommates in the act of fapping. An alarm is sounded that signals the start of the Fap Check.
ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A FAP CHECK! HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS AND STEP AWAY FROM ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES! THIS IS A FAP CHECK!
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Fetty wap when he faps he shoot a big wetty fap
Ayo did you commit a Wetty Fap , Fetty Wap?
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When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.
The best lube to improve your mood!
I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.
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Where one starts masturbating before sex and is about to ejaculate. The man proceeds to impregnate the woman by finishing inside of her.
Dude, me and my girlfriend were about to do it, I wasn't in the mood so I just did the ole fap and tap, she's in for a surprise!
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Using a iPad to masterbate
Bro I don’t use my cell phone to fap I use my fap pad
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The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.
I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.
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