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the day you tell your crush that YOU are such a wimp for not telling them you like them
Him: I couldn’t ask her out man
Me: bro it’s February 24th you’re such a wimp bro!!
The day you won’t experience until 4 years later. Also, if you’re born on this day, sorry bro :(
Peter: hey, when’s ur bday?
John: oh, 29 February
Peter: sorry dude…
International appreciate short people day
hey it’s february 15th i appreciate you for being a good arm rest
your boyfriend tell you what to do for 24 hours
you listen to him a whole day february 10
February 21 is a traditional Bulgarian holiday called "Chukanica". In this day you fuck the hell out of your girlfriend. Basically this is a day for a lot of fucking, so enjoy your holiday.
Today it's February 21, so my girlfriend is getting spanked.
February 23 is grab dick day 😩. so go find your bf and grab his dick because that’s your dick now
Me: bae today is February 23
My bf: yeah and ?
Me: it’s grab your bf’s dick day !
Also me: *puts my hand in his pants*
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ask out your best friend day. ask out your bestie no matter what and they cant say no.
you; hey i got a question
bestie; yea?
you; will you date me, and its February 9 so you cant say no
bestie; YESSS
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