finger blaster

A person who uses his/her fingers to bring sexual joy to someone else by inserting one or more fingers in the other person, bring them to a orgasmic state.

Joe, Mark and Pat are all known finger blasters whom all the women love and lust for.

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Sausage Finger

When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.

“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”

“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”

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lust finger

a german sex toy, that is worn on the finger(s) covered with bumpy, latex nodes for optimal pleasure,that can be purchased at any restroom/trainstop in Germany for a modest fee, payable in Euros.

- "I totally gave your girl some latex lust finger... and now she's totally into me!"
- "Haben eine lust finger fur meine mushe."

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salty finger

When fish and chips are ordered in a chinese take away and they ask you if you would like salt and vinegar.

Chinese assistant :Salty finger sir?
Customer :What?
Chinese assistant :Sal-ty fi nger...
Customer :You mean salt and vinegar?
Chinese assistant :Yas sir, salty finger.

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finger guns

A safe word for bisexuals for getting recognized in a crowd.

Also frequently used in film theories.

ANY PERSON: *finger guns*
BI PEOPLE: "OMG is he one of us!?!?"

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finger bashing

The art of finger pumping a female violently barracuda style

Ouch I'm so sore jon gave me a finger bashing last night

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pistachio-fingers

the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios

person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"

person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"

person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"

person B: "like 20!!"

person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"

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