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A semi-cool city located in Southern Utah. It has most of the stores of a big city but lacks fun things to do. All the homes look the same & every house hold uses twice as much water as the one next to it.
The high schools brag about their sports when in reality, they all suck.
Lots of mormons, cowboys, polygamists, senior citizens, snobby teenagers & a holy ton of infants & kids under 7.
The only reason why I like it in St. George is 1 hour and 40 minutes down the road, is Vegas. Another 3 hours from Vegas, is Southern California.
Teenager 1: what should we do tonight in St. George dude?!
Teenager 2: well, it's either see a movie, or go to the one story mall!
Teenager 1: oh I got it! Let's have your mom teach us to cook & do a little scripture reading with the whole family!
Teenager 2: Sweeet! *high five*
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St. George is like any other city in utah... Full of mormons.
If you aren't mormon.. you'll be looked like you're black.
That's another thing, black people are about as hard to come by as a shooting star.
Polygamists are regular sites to be seen at Costco. They usually have 10 kids with them, and those ten kids are each carrying a baby. They can be commonly seen buying 10 gallon containers of mayonaise and a cart full of toilet paper.
The city is full of:
A) emo teenagers with nothing to do but smoke weed, sit around, and smoke more weed.
B) senior citizens who sit in their houses all day that occasionally come out to drive their golf carts 1/4 mile then stop to realize they don't even live near a golf course, and drive back home.
C) Preppy teens who hang out at wal-mart all day.
D) latinos who rave about how awesome their latino heratige is.
The most exciting event of the year is when st. George hoasts the senior olympics.. St. George is hot, and boring. It's like Las vegas, without all that las vegas has to offer. There's a church on every corner, and is extremely diverse... not.
The nice thing about St. George is there's hardly any crime, compared to the rest of utah winters aren't so bad... but compared to California it's hell during winter. There is a very luxurious part of St. George which is very pretty. Unfortunately 99.9% of the population can't afford to live there. The people are really nice too, and it's only an hour and a half away from sin city.
"Hey look it's St. George!"
Californian: Wow it is so cold up in har during the winter!
Californian2: I know it's nearly 50 degrees, better put on the snow chains.
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A beard grown to disguise a double chin.
"That George Lucas really helps define your jawline. Without it, you'd look like a potato."
"Um, thanks."
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A kid with a cock like a elephant loves pussy and boobs loves doggy. Is one sexy mother fucker
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1. A disgrace to the state of Virginia. Called a man of Indian descent, S.R. Sidarth, a "macaca," an obvious racial slur. He "welcomed" the man to "the real world of Virginia," which is highly ironic, given that Allen was born and raised in California and Sidarth was born and raised in Fairfax, Virginia. He also feigned innocence by saying that he "had no idea what 'macaca' meant." House Majority Leader H. Morgan Griffith decided to bullshit out these words: "Not many people in southwest Virginia would think it is derogatory. I didn't have a clue what it meant, and I doubt Allen did, either." His campaign came up with various ways to bullshit the public and downplay the significance of the incident.
2. See shitstain.
George Allen: I had no idea what "macaca" meant.
Me: And yet you called the only non-white person in the crowd a word you obviously "didn't understand."
George Allen is the real macaca.
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a dumbass. a dumbass who got elected by well, dumbasses. he is the reason why we lost our allies. he is the reason why so many innocent people in iraq are losing their lives. the only smart thing he will ever do is die. (:
"Hi i'm george bush and i have come to make your nation go down the drain."
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When you stand over a high speed fan and crap a large turd onto it and watch it paint the ceiling.
Lastnight I was so drunk that I painted the ceiling with a dirty george.
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